TUESDAY FUNNY:
gas
posted on July 29, 2008 by aylee
(Thank you Amanda for the photos)
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TUESDAY FUNNY:
gas and weddings
posted on July 1, 2008 by aylee
(Thank you Amanda for the email)
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TUESDAY FUNNY:
Drug names
posted on May 20, 2008 by aylee
WARNING: This joke is not kid-friendly. If you are over 18, click “Read on…” to read the full joke.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen; Aleve is also called Naproxen; Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.
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TUESDAY FUNNY:
Husband Wanted
posted on May 6, 2008 by aylee
A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
“HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.”
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you….you have no legs!”
The old man smiled, “Therefore I cannot run around on you!”
She snorted. “You don’t have any hands either!”
Again the old man smiled, “Nor can I beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. “Are you still good in bed?”
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”
(Thank you Sara)
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paid blogging
posted on April 21, 2008 by aylee
I’ve done paid blogging for a little more than a year. I’m a member of Payperpost.com, a popular paid blogging service. I’ve witnessed all the ups and downs of the company during their start-up including attacks from many hardcore bloggers and the recent Google smackdown (Google has stripped a lot of Payperpost bloggers of their pagerank). This will be the first time I’ll be talking about how I feel regarding all these.
Of course, I’m all for paid blogging. If someone is willing to pay you to write about something you’re gonna write about anyway, why not? I don’t get how a lot of people (and most of them bloggers) attack Payperpost.com for opening this opportunity for bloggers who want to earn some income while blogging. The main reason for these attacks is the possible increase in biased opinions on blog posts that makes readers wary of what they read online. For this reason, I would blame the blogger, not the middleman. Based on my experience, it’s not that hard to spot a paid or advertiser-influenced post.
Even though I do paid blogging, I assure you that all you read here are my own honest opinions and experiences. All of my sponsored posts are also labeled as such. If you noticed, I haven’t done paid blogging for a while. I just don’t have the time. If I remember, I check out Payperpost.com and see if they have anything interesting to blog about. And apparently, they have few to nothing that interests me lately.
Aylee Bits is rated G
posted on March 30, 2008 by aylee
Believe me, I didn’t expect that lol.
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TUESDAY FUNNY:
Baby and daddy have tea
posted on March 18, 2008 by aylee
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!!’ My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??’
(Thank you Sara for the email)
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Living in Ikea
posted on January 13, 2008 by aylee
It’s all over the news, Mark Malkoff, a comedia/filmmaker, lived in Ikea in Paramus, NJ from January 7 to 12. During that time, his apartment was being fumigated. He claimed that most of his friends live in tiny studio apartments and hotels are too expensive in New York that he decided to call Ikea to ask them if he could crash to their store in Paramus. They agreed! Click here to see his videos.
I love Ikea and I definitely love going to the store. The furnished rooms in their showroom floor give you a lot of ideas for your own. Another thing I like about Ikea is that it caters to small spaces, which is what I have. If I am given the opportunity to live in Ikea for a few days, I probably will. Heck, it’s even nicer than my place. It’s larger and definitely not as messy as mine and it has a lot more stuff.
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Traveler IQ
posted on December 30, 2007 by aylee
How much do you remember from your Geography class? Test your traveler IQ at Travelpod.com. It tests your knowledge of famous cities, landmarks, capitals and more. It’s fun!
I was lucky to click only 4km away from New York City. First of all, the map is too tiny for me, that even though I know exactly where NYC is (as you know I live here), I can’t click the exact location on the map. Click here to try it…
(via GeekSugar.com)
